this wasn't for you! really!

My sofa brings all sorts of people in my house. And damn right it's comfier than yours.

das_vedanya wrote in lolocracy Dec 11, 2010 18:54

WHO: Ivan and Yao
WHEN: Saturday December 11th, Afternoon
WHERE: Yao's Apartment
WHAT: Ivan needs a place to stay, and Yao has no choice but to oblige.

( (• A •)/ | \(• し •) )

fatality!, status: incomplete, this. is. china!!!!, this wasn't for you! really!, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, first times are always good times, isn't that illegal?, no - this is sparta, we are terrible people, y u do dis?, bonding tiemz, not gay just biffles, bitch just got stalked, o shinatty-chan let down your hair, it's super effective!, leave me alone, oh god what just happened?!, please stop groping me, kolkolkolkolkol, i don't care what these bitches say, please don't kill yourself, it's a "surprise", what is this madness!?, and remember: don't fuck it up, what are personal boundaries?, frankly my dear- i don't give a damn, please don't kill me, yao's fat ass, what are you doing here?, this never happened, russia, china, cockblocked like a boss

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icarryapanda wrote in lolocracy Dec 02, 2010 11:51

WHO: Toris and Yao with a dash of Zhì
WHEN: Wednesday Afternoon, December One.
WHERE: Charleston Apartments
WHAT: A typical Yao-meets-bear story you wouldn't want to miss.

( Think of it as a panda. Dipped in bleach. )

you have some 'splainin' to do, status: incomplete, getting to knooooow you, this wasn't for you! really!, stop following me, so what did happen, be a man! do the right thing!, make it work, no returns accepted!, isn't that illegal?, ...what are you doing in my house!?, they know where you live, why yes these are real thank you, hong kong, why hello thar, i solemnly swear i am up to no good, hello again, lithuania, bitch just got stalked, it's super effective!, teddybear molesting goats, oh god what just happened?!, is this real life?, we're going to get in trouble for this a, who are you?!, gooooooooooooooooooooool!, it's always the quiet ones, i can explain!, it's not what you think, it's a, describe yourself in five words or less, invisibility powers activate, yao's fat ass, what are you doing here?, disregard everything, i'm responsible i swear, it's all just a coincidence!, now just lie back and relaaaaaax, i can has lucky charms?, oh hell naw, it's all completely innocent here, new neighbors, china, gtfo of my house!

Germans Use Cloning Machines - Duh

loves_pasta wrote in lolocracy Oct 11, 2010 13:39

WHO: Otto and Feliciano
WHEN: Monday October 11th, 6pm-ish
WHERE: Streets of Gallery Square
WHAT: Germans look too much alike, as a result Otto gets glomped and Feli is confused.

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can i has hug nao?, you have some 'splainin' to do, i made you a tag but i eated it, this wasn't for you! really!, oh god what just happened?!, 911 what's your emergency?, awkwardness: i has it, fuck my life, stranger danger, i'm not copping a feel..., so what did happen, stupid italian antics, isn't that illegal?, you all look the same anyways, and how does that make you feel?, no - this is sparta, it was amnesia all along, status: complete, it's pronounced 'aww-ngst', it's a, liberty weirdness, oh god get off me, oh snap!, north italy, please don't kill me, holy roman empire, history won't repeat this shit, mistaken identity, there's this thing called murphy's law, it's all just a coincidence!, oh shit getcha towels ready!

Good morning, starshine~!

axkingforit wrote in lolocracy Sep 09, 2010 10:10

WHO: A Dane and an Icelander with questionable taste
WHEN: September 9, in de morgen
WHERE: Sindre and Valdi's apartment of wondrousness.
WHAT: Lessons in gratitude. And cooking. And Charades.

( The world says hello. )

brightening your day the danish way~, status: incomplete, my life is fail, today on all my nordics, family diner, you're doing what with my brother?!, nordic hero, this wasn't for you! really!, awkwardness: i has it, fuck my life, migraines at the door, 1-900-brotalk, man up!, first times are always good times, it's time for an intervention, fml, you're not a part of this family!, advice column, denmark, iceland, y u do dis?, oh god get off me, bonding tiemz, tonight we dine in hell!, there's this thing called murphy's law, big brother is watching you, alas poor childe i knew him well...

If I am not worth the wooing...

menudo_tomate wrote in lolocracy Aug 01, 2010 19:09

who. Antonio and Romano.
when. August 1st, Sunday evening.
where. Antonio's abode.
what. Epic romance fail. It's the thought that counts, right?

( I surely am not worth the winning. )

italians can't drive, stop hugging me toni, antonion y tomano, status: incomplete, this wasn't for you! really!, south italy, tonight we dine in hell, personal bubbles are good for you, my pedo senses are tingling, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, and remember: don't fuck it up, it's a "surprise", antonio is a pimp, spain's compass always points north, bitches don't know 'bout my bike, what are personal boundaries?, "hanging out", let's talk about feeeelings~, not gay just bethrothed, spain, this thread will give you cavities, fail!date, it's all completely innocent here

So George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson walked into a McDonalds...

fuuuck_yeah wrote in lolocracy Jul 04, 2010 16:02

And all was right with the world.

Everyone knows what this is, right?

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this shit just got real, you have some 'splainin' to do, where the hell am i?, this wasn't for you! really!, tonight we dine in hell, supersize me bitch, blame it on the a-a-alcohol, what is this madness!?, what are personal boundaries?, too much spice, what the fuck are we doing?!, status: complete, this is caketown!, we're not in kansas anymore, this thread just got awesome, bringin' sexy back, thank god it's friday, you're an idiot, who the hell do you think we are!?, you look like shit, cancer never tasted better, you ain't got nothing on me, you won't like me when i'm angry, what are you doing here?, this never happened, there's this thing called murphy's law, america, this is madness

Excuse Me, Excuse Me!

fuuuck_yeah wrote in lolocracy Jul 04, 2010 14:42

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, of all ages, shape, size, etc. etc. Listen up, guys! Because I have something to say.

( There is a super important awesome message under this cut. )

where the hell am i?, you're doing what with my brother?!, bitchery is afoot!, this wasn't for you! really!, someone's gonna die today, supersize me bitch, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, i'm too sexy for my shirt, what is this madness!?, seme vs seme, what are personal boundaries?, what the fuck are we doing?!, status: complete, your mother, bringin' sexy back, who the hell do you think we are!?, you ain't got nothing on me, this never happened, history won't repeat this shit, the british are coming, america, bitch just got stalked

Ready steady COOK!

italian_honour wrote in lolocracy Nov 01, 2009 20:27

Who: Kim, Romano, Mei, Antonio (OPEN)
Where: Centralia Apartments
When: November 1st, 5pm
What: Romano decides to cook

[Feel free to come and help the poor Italian dig a hole for himself]

( and not just Italian food either. whoa. )

taiwan, spain, status: complete, this wasn't for you! really!, south italy, tsundere power!, vietnam